The "lawn" idea that came to my mind reminded me of an incident and I just had to chuckle as I thought of the time we aerated our lawn in Draper, Utah. As you all know, when you have lawn aerated, you are left with what looks like little doggie poopies! Well.... me & the kids were enjoying he sun and didn't let the little "turds" bug us, for we wanted to sit on the grass. I spotted Maddy playing and tearing apart the lawn pieces and she was so intently enjoying herself when a puzzled look came onto her face. "What's wrong?", I asked her. She replied, "Mom, these really look like JoJo's(neighbor's small dog) poop". "I know they all do", I reassured her. She got a baffled look on her face and then proceeded to lift the little item to her nose and took a deep sniff. "That IS a piece of JoJo's poop", she uttered. We were laughing so hard and we haven't let her live it down yet.
(Still needs editing)